Gimpel Beynish the Matchmaker
(Gimpl Beynish der Shadkhn)
Yiddish Comics of the early 20th century

Translation and commentary by Jane Peppler
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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

During Passover, a matchmaker has to pick up (literally) whatever gig he can.

This is like the opposite of the $10 lemonade joke. ("All I have to do is sell one.") He'd make better money if there were a matchmaking gig to be had, but there isn't, so matzoh is also good.

March 20, 1914: It's not such a great distance from carrying out a match to carrying matzoh.
  1. Moyshe Motl: Well, Reb Gimpel Beynish, this isn't a very happy situation for Passover, eh? Nobody to speak with about a match.
  2. Moyshe Motl: Nevertheless, of course, because it's Passover I know a way to make some money.
  3. GB: Is that so? Really, I can earn something? Naturally, just let me arrange a couple of matches.
  4. Moyshe Motl: It's right here where one can earn. Carry out these matzohs. You'll get 35 cents a day, with a horseradish sandwich.
  5. Gimpel Beynish: So I'll carry matzoh. It's not as easy as carrying out matches, but there's more matzoh.

פֿון אױספֿיהרען אַ שידוך ביז צוטראָגען מצות איז ניט אַזאַ װײַטער מהלך

משה מאָטעל: װעלל, ר׳ גימפּעל בײניש, עס איז ניט אַזױ פֿרעהליך פֿאַר פּסח, האַ? ניטאָ צו װעמען צו רעדען.
משה מאָטעל: פֿון דעסטװעגען, דוקא, װײַל עס איז פֿאַר פּסח װײס איך װיא צו מאַכען געלד.
גימפּעל בײניש: אַזױ? טאַקע, איך קען פֿערדיענען? אַדרבה, לאָז מיך נאָר צו צו אַ פּאָר שידוכים.
משה מאָטעל: אָט דאָ קען מען פֿאַרדיענען. טראָגט אױס מצות. אהר קריגט 35 צענט אַ טאָג מיט אַ כרײן סענדװיטש.
גימפּעל בײניש: זאָל זײַן טראָגען מצות. ניט אַזױ לײַכט װיא צו פֿיהרען אַ שידוך, אָבער עס איז מעהר מצות.

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